- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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