- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Your mom is so fat...

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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