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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Agent 47.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

So I was walking down the road today

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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