Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

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