- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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