- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What is more worse than death? Death

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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