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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so the weather's nice...

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

100 chefs walk into a bar

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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