- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

America

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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