whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

xavier stop

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Where's my tractor?

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Dan walked into a jelly fish

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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