- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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