- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A man... walks.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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