- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

The jets are a good team..

pudding

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Weed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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