- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you lose.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Tough crowd tonight...

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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