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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.