A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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You're tall.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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