who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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