- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

An epileptic man attends a rave.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

who ever is reading this....

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.