I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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