Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Rick santorum

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Women Sports.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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