- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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