Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Racial equality.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

I can count to potato.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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