Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Where's the dick??? east

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Your Mom

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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