- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

I'm 4 and what is this?

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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