- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Your grandma's cookies.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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