what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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every knight i see an owl at window

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i lost the game

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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British Dentistry

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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jwe

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Mullets

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