Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

lol

Safe sex MR

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

a woman votes!

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

what's black and can't swim?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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