- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

This is a random Anti joke.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

The MLS

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

He walked in a bar

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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