Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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