How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

kesha is a virgin.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Knock knock Come in

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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