knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

book 'em danno

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

It says so on your cap.

purple pickles

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

DEATH.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Anti Joke

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