How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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Womens rights

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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