- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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