A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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