How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Democracy.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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