Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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