Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Dont read this joke

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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were you expecting a joke

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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