What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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give me a thumbs up

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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What's the deal with brown?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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