Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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whats one plus one penis

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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