Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Your all fags

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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