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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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