One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Cripples are lame.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Anti Joke

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