- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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