- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

KONY 2012

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Racial equality.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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