Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Knock knock Come in

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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willie revilame

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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