- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Waffles ate my grandma

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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