What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What comes after 69? 70

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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