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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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