- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Roses are red, violets are purple.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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