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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

A mans opinion.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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