A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Anti Joke

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