- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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