What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Poop

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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YOU

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Cows are land manatees.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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