Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Knock, Knock ...

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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