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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Anti Joke

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