What happened to Liam? He Died.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Amazing

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Women's Rights

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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