ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Knock, Knock ...

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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What do I hate? people

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Wigan.

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Apple juice.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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