- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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