- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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