Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Jewwy Jewstein

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

hey John will you make some copies

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

I love pissing people off :P

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