What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

thumb_up thumb_down -2

An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

thumb_up thumb_down -4

While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops