hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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charlie sheen losing

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Your Mom

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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