- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

butt sex

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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