Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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