Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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