what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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knock knock no ones home

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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