A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Anti Joke

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