What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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How would you rule?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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